Friday, 15 June 2012

Best Alien Kills In Movies

Star Trek - NeroBest Alien Kills In Movies

Star Trek - Nero
The Narada's Resident Badass - Star Trek
Growing as it does from network television, Star Trek isn't particularly known for the bloody ferocity of its villains. Yes, some are diabolical evil-doers, others are men of brains and brawns, unleashing their plans like an especially calculated chess move. But when it comes to actual killing -- well, there are faceless goons for that.

But not Nero. The time traveling Romulan takes matters in to his own hands. When he doesn't hear what he wants, like when he first abducts the USS Kelvin's Captain Robau, he kills and moves on. No info? Here's a spear to the chest.
The Tentacle Chokehold - Independence Day


Best Alien Kills
Don't touch my exoskeleton!" is probably what the silent but pissy alien fromIndepedence Da
was telepathically screaming as Dr. Brackish Okun sliced in to reveal his puny self. Whether the loony doc could hear him is a different story, but the warning was there -- and when you touch another man's exoskeleton, expect hell. With one cut, the alien leaps into action, strangling Okun and using him to vocally explain to the President that he and his kind aren't here to sing Kumbaya

Danny Devito Has Big Bones - Mars Attacks


 The Martians in Mars Attacks roast an assortment of human scum during their short time on Earth: scientists, soldiers, the President of the United States, all of Congress -- but no kill is as satisfying as watching Danny Devito's loud-mouthed, gambler go from tubby douchewad to pile of bones. Tim Burton must have felt the same way we did about Twins.
Alien on Alien - Dreamcatcher

Donnie Wahlberg hit a streak in the late '90s/early '00s playing...well, weirdos. In Dreamcatcher, he plays a bald, mumbling weirdo who turns out (spoiler?) to be an alien on Earth to track down an evil alien. Sadly, the former New Kid takes an extraterrestrial tail to the the chest -- but not before getting his own vicious revenge. When you cross an alien with an alien, apparently you get an explosion.
   
Brain Food - The Brain

If you're hungering for knowledge, dive into a good book! If you're a giant alien brain hungering for knowledge...eat a person!

The brain of The Brain terrorizes humans in the name of a whacko scientist spreading religious propaganda, which means this is probably what Tom Cruise is going to look like when he's 70.

Whip Your Tentacle Back and Forth - Slither
Local townsfolk need to start knowing their roles. The police can handle a mutating, alien beast Mr. That's-It-No-More-Mr-Nice-Guy. If you play hero against a blood-thirsty monster, you'll get what you ask for. Namely, an ass whooping.

 

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